After FRIDAE'd, we present SATireDAY

"Alright, what's up? This better be quick."

"No hurry, take a seat first."

"I still have an appointment. To buy a laptop."

"Okay, I'll get straight to my point. I hope you'll reconsider."

"HA HA."

"You should have seen that you're special to us..."

"HA HA."

"Those steps are necessary. We don't know how the fans will react. And time proved that they still love you, no matter what..."

"Nah~ I wasn't angry. In fact I'm grateful. For giving me so much free time. Every day I spend with him just gets better. Now I know what really matters to me. Thanks. It's kinda late though, but I thank you from the bottom of my heart."

"Look, I'm not against you dating or what. You can still work, as long as..."

"Nah~ that's SO not my style. And I don't want to disappoint my fans. They love me because I dare."

"Alright! Alright! As long as you will stay. You can do whatever you like."

"HA HA."

"Come on, even with love, you still need bread and butter."

"That reminds me. I gotta thank you again. The money you've been paying me has ensured me enough to last through my retirement."

"We have accountants here. You can't be speaking the truth."

"I've been thrifty. Besides, it's his money that I'll be spending now."

"Why turn down the good money that I'm offering you?"

"Well... it isn't that there's no future for me once I'm out of here."

"Wait... where did that come from?"

"Alright twerp! I've no more patience with you. I'll S-P-E-L-L it outright. I'll be joining his company. And we're going to be the best comedy couple of this country, on and off screen. We are so gonna make it. Because I like dogs and dogs like him."

"..."

"Yeah~ who need balls anyway."