Thursday, March 19, 2009

I did not write this, only translate it.

Found another interesting post in Chinese. Thanks to loveyossy who cut paste this in h!o Yossi's thread. It's quite a funny post. The problem seems to arise from an upfront official polaroid of Yossi, Koharu and someone else, who sorry-I-don't-remember-and-don't-bother-checking, and the debate is on their height. Let me translate it for the benefit of those who don't read Chinese.


我操,你們這群美國佬真是要把我氣死了。我要非常清楚而且鄭重的告訴你們,吉澤瞳的身高是165cm!!!!這在早安家族03,04,06年的運動會的身高表上都表示的非常清楚,不信你們自己去拿尺子量!!!!!而且就這張圖而言,吉澤瞳看起來還是要比小春高的,雖然只高一點點,因爲小春也基本是165cm 了。
告訴你們一個事實吧,去年在早安來上海開演唱會之前,純純和琳琳曾先一步回國做宣傳,在接受網上聊天採訪時,純純親口說自己只有166cm, 之後早安去韓國開演唱會的時候,視頻資料裏純純的身高也寫的是166cm。因爲這個很多人都認爲純純的身高是166cm。可事實上呢,純純至少是 168cm,準確來説是169cm,因爲她自己說到了日本之後又長高了1cm。
所以不要以爲她們自己說的話都是真的,謊話誰都會說,尤其是藝人!!!!!而且Yossy自己不希望別人知道她有165cm,那麽誰都不會閑的沒事去惹她不高興,尤其愛又是她的徒弟。而且音樂戰士這個節目是錄播的,中間剪掉了什麽不能被外界知道得你們永遠都不會知道。但是早安家族運動會身高表做得相當隱諱,幾乎是沒有人能看得懂的,除了我這種推理能力超強的人,所以就算在上面表示出真相也沒人會發現。我早就說過,在日本女生身高165cm這條綫是有特殊含義的,這是你們這些歐美人永遠都不會理解的事情!!!!!
沒事的時候拜托你們去看看2ch上罵Yossy的討論串,用詞之惡毒都令人髮指,我每囘看得都想哭,那些有的沒的真的好過分。Yossy她也會上網,這些她自己也會看的到。對於一個十幾嵗二十出頭的女孩來講,都是愛漂亮的,沒有人願意被人這麽罵,什麽豬,白熊,這詞都算客氣的。想當年明明是被淳君稱之爲天才可愛的美少女的,老實講Yossy應該算是4期裏第一個被捧的,可現在卻被人討厭,被人罵,甚至有有人罵:“讓那個隊長快點滾蛋吧。”她心裏會是什麽滋味。還有純純也是,大老遠的從中囯來到日本,一個完全陌生的國家,甚至連語言都不通,只爲了實現夢想。可是夢想都還沒實現呢,就先用蹩腳的日語聽到的是謾駡,什麽香腸火腿香蕉,她心裏會什麽滋味你們懂嗎??????於是理所當然的,她們會想這究竟是爲什麽,最後的結論是因爲自己看起來太大個,在一群小女孩裏有种違和感。於是她們希望自己在別人眼裏看起來嬌小一點,哪怕只有一點點也好,你們就不能理解一個女孩的小小任性嗎?至於爲什麽小春可以這麽坦率地說出來,是因爲她向來都是被捧的,沒有因爲這個被人罵過,她自然不會明白其中的痛苦。

所以請你們多用用大腦吧,不然我只能給你們一句話:四肢發達,頭腦簡單!!!!!!!



Note: I did not write this, merely translate it. The vulgarities are from the original writer, not me. >_<


Fuck! You Am_ericans are driving me to my grave. Let me tell you clearly and seriously that Yossi's height is 165cm!!!! This was clearly stated in the stats of H!P sports festival held in year 02,03,06. If you don't believe me, get a ruler to measure it yourself. And even in the picture per se, you could still see that Yossi is taller than Koharu, though only slightly taller, because Koharu herself is 165cm.

Let me tell you a FACT: when MM went to Shanghai last year, Junjun and Linlin had arrived earlier, and during a net interview Junjun had said that she is 166cm tall. When MM went to Korea later, official stats, too, put Junjun's height at 166cm. Because of that, many people believe that Junjun is 166cm tall. The truth? She is at least 168cm tall. Frankly speaking, it should be 169cm now since she said she has grown another 1cm after arriving in Japan.

So, do not believe that it is true even if the girls said so themselves. Everybody can lie, especially celebrities!!!! Besides, Yossi doesn't want people to know that she is 165cm tall, so that idle people won't be messing around with her, moreover, Ai is her disciple. Music Fighter is a pre-recorded tv show, and you never knew what was edited away, like things they don't want people to know. On top of that, the height chart in H!P sports festival was done so elusively that not many people will understand it, except me, of course, who has great analytical skills. So, even if the TRUTH is out there, no one will ever notice it. As I had said earlier: in Japan it means SOMETHING if girls are taller than 165cm, and that is something you Europe_ans will never understand!!!!

Please, if you are free, go read up those jap forums with threads scolding Yossi. The words are so vicious and inimical that I almost want to cry when I read them. Those rumors and gossips are really too much. Like any girl who is in her early twenties, she wants to look pretty, not getting scold at. PIG! WHITE BEAR! Even tags like these are considered mild. At those name-calling times, do people actually remember Tsun_ku had once called her tensai dekini kawaii? To be frank, Yossi should be considered the first among 4th Gen the company groomed. To think she is now so hated and scolded; one even said 'Quick get rid of that leader!' How would Yossi feel?

And there is one Junjun, who traveled alone, all the way from China to Japan, to a country where she has language barriers, to pursue her dream. But before she can fulfill her dreams, she hear, with whatever little understanding of the Japanese language she has, unkind words like sausage, ham and banana... Naturally, she would wonder how she had become the target of such nasty criticisms. It won't take her long to realize it was because of her size, which is considered an anomaly in a group where all the girls look small. That is the reason why the girls want to become 'small' in peoples' eyes, even if it means just a little smaller. Why can't you accept a girl's little wishful thinking? If you ask, why is it that Koharu can be so frank about her height. I say it's because that girl has never been harshly criticised before. Since the day she joined, the company has set its mind to groom the miracle girl; she will never understand the plight of others.

Hereby, I beg you people to think with that big brain of yours or I would have to call you STUPID!


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My thoughts:

I won't judge the writer because everyone has their right of speech, although I would say the article is very interesting (not that I agree with him/her).

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